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Technical Quotes

Some quotes relevant to the technical and stage departments...

Working Together

  • Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
  • Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter, because nobody listens.

Deep Thought

  • A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
  • Hindsight is an exact science.
  • Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

Day To Day

  • It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
  • Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
  • A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
  • Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.
  • Multi-million pound technology is worthless in the hands of morons.

  • All's well that ends.

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