Everybody knows gaffer tape can mend everything except a broken heart*, but what else can it do? (OK, made it over 101 uses - but still on the lookout for more! Any suggestion can be
to the webweaver.)
Proper Uses
Holding the Universe together
Fixing cables to the floor / roof / wall
Clothing
Insulation in cold theatres
Holding up stockings
Repairing an underwired bra if the wire pokes out
Fixing shoes with a hole in
Holding up a skirt when the elastic breaks
As an emergency belt
Replacing a broken watch strap
As an emergency bow tie (looks ok from a distance)
Covering Taps on tap shoes when they are not needed
Removing animal hair from clothes
Removing animal hair from animals
Creating stripes on ordinary clothing, making them look sporty and fashionable
On the Person
Wrapping around the end of Maglites to make them easier to hold in your mouth
Waxing my legs (Flooring tape is better)
On Stage
Providing black edges to tables and sets etc
Making a blast shield for pyrotechnics
To muffle clumping noises of shoes on stage
To fix props to shelves on a set that gets moved
Marking stage-centre on the stage (usually ignored)
Reparing holes in masking
Set Construction
When we run out of Black or White gloss paint
Holding the set together before putting the screws in
As masking tape for painting
Repairing the main curtain when it develops a rip
Fixing holes in badly moulded statues
Covering dangerous cracks in the floor
Over Stage
Preventing steel rope from fraying (stick some gaffer over where you are cutting the cable, cut in the middle of the gaffer, and it won't fray).
Backstage
For sticking the 101 uses of gaffer tape to the wall during a boring performance so so we can all have a good laugh
Gives the Technical Manager another thing to moan about ("This costs £5 a roll...")
Taping pieces of foam to sharp corners so that actors don't injure themselves
Wheel locks for flight cases etc
Use white gaffer to mark the edges of stage and steps during black outs
Use white gaffer to mark sight lines backstage
Holding your script together
Keeping animals quiet offstage
Making white shoes or socks black before the director notices
Covering logos on clothes supposed to be black
Lighting Crew
Holding down lighting plans after they have been rolled up for a while
Using the empty roll to protect wall switches for house lights etc
Replacement strain reliefs on all types of connector
Achieving greater tilt on projectors
Fixing gels to lights when we have lost the gel frame
If the roll is used lying flat, the hole in the center is perfect for holding a can of pepsi/beer so it doesn't get knocked over the lighting desk
Labelling lighting desks
Marking on stage where lights are to be focussed
Taping down a packet of sweets so they don't go missing
Sound Crew
Patching holes in loudspeaker drivers
Making belts for radio mics
Taping radio mic beltpacks to the small of an actors back
Achieving greater angling with monitor wedges
When used on drums can help prevent them ringing
Holding your headset together
Making apple eating sound effects (wrap it around the palm of your hands, press your hands together and then seperate them)
Fixing positions of microphone stands
Holding all sorts of cable connections together
To play vinyl backward on technics 1200's (place roll of gaffer on turntable, place record lined up carefully on gaffer, turn stylus upside down and reweight tone arm, place needle on underside of record and listen to hidden satanic messages)
Wardrobe
Making inside pockets on costumes that don't have them
Giving ballerina's toes more grip
To provide shoes with traction
Making a waterproof jacket
Holding rods and other controls to puppets
Blacking out teeth
Creating false eyebrows
Front of House
Stopping gentlemen using broken urinals in the toilets (as seen in the Victoria Apollo)
Outdoor Usage
For fixing a large umbrella to the trunion arm of a followspot when doing outdoor events (as devised at Kenilworth Castle)
Home Usage
White gaffer tape can be used for writing reminders that I should get out more and meet real people
Keeping out unwelcome visitors: merely cover a window with gaffer and then when your light is on, people won't realise you're home
Holding up posters
For making a football (by saving all the scraps of gaffer)
Making an ashtray
For repairing the spines of books
Making a pencil case (combined with a zipper)
For colour-coding your car and house keys (available in over 15 colours) - stop trying to unlock the front door with your bike lock key!
In the tool shed
Wrap around tool handles to provide a better grip
Use gaffer tape to create the ultimate gardening tool: a combination rake/shovel/hoe
Holding together nuts & bolts that go together during storage
For picking up objects that I've dropped down the back of the bench or rack and can't reach (wrap the bottom of a stick in gaffer with the sticky side out, then go fishing)
Decoration
Using gaffer on a door instead of a name plate
Building a 'dust tent' to confine dust to one area of a room
Taping doors and windows closed to prevent draughts
Blocking out gaps of light in a dark room
Creating Christmas decorations (coloured gaffer is better)
Pest Control
A trap for ants
A cheap option for fly paper
Use gaffer tape on curtain cords etc to stop cats chewing them
Travelling
Taping your seat belt shut while flying (just in case)
Back up cycle clips
Tying objects to a roof-rack
Fixing a video camera to a boat
Waterproofing the cab of a truck (when driven against a low bridge in Marseille)¹
Masking scratches on the side of a trailer (try to get a black trailer)¹
Car Repairs
Setting the spark plug gap
Fixing Taxi signs to the top of taxis
Creating Go-Faster stripes on the sides of cars
Preventing dinking my car door (recycling my sister's now worthless beanie-babies and gaffer taping them to the edges)
Keeping plugs together when you have lost the screw
Medical Uses
For replacing plasters (and stiches) when I cut my finger
For making one of those expensive magnet-belts for treating back pain
Miscellaneous Uses
For taping me to the pay and display machine outside stage door on my birthday, as the audience leaves (Made £3.48 in my gaffer-attached hard-hat though ;-)
¹ Thanks to Marijn Dubois, Brussels, for these uses.
* NOTE: There is some debate about this - there is evidence to prove otherwise...
There was a girl who was suffering from a broken heart. One day she discovered that her interest in Gaffer tape was shared by a colleague. Over discussing the intracacies of gaffer, they became better acquainted and are now happy together as a couple: Gaffer tape provided the emotional adhesive that she lacked in her life.